Hook - E Luv and Earl Solow
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up


Verse 1 - GMNT
Why the fu-- did I wake up?
Why didn't I die?
Why oh why?
Man oh man, why?
Why the fu-- did I wake up?
And why the fu-- did I leave the house without my gun?
I have the feelin' I'm gonna get eatin' alive
Outside on an omen filled day, why?
I don't know, I feel like a ho
But I'm out da partment, on my way - might as well go
To check out the spot
Well the spot was on and this bitc- was hot
Little did I know hangin' out wit' this ho could get me shot
So I'm real, I spit game to this bitc-
Just my luck, she didn't speak no fu--ing English
She only knew words like no and yes
So I felt like givin' that perky booty a test
Cause this girl was foine and I knew she knew the word sex
Best to where protection cause the next pussy could be hexed
And cause they don't check
I ain't tryin to hear gettin' wrecked
With the death sentence
Cause some o' these bitc-es know they should have rinsed
I'm out my element
Claimin' that this bitc- was Heaven sent
With that Orchid titty pair
And that curled, pretty hair
I couldn't shake her stare
Any other bitc-, fu-- off, I don't care
She's the one, I think I love her
Sleazy yet tight, there could be no other
My dick was callin' it wanted to fu-- her
A European bitc-, complete with crotch fur
Her name was Claudia from the Czech Republic
So I said to Claudia it looks like you need a big dick
Between your thighs
We'll merge as I gaze into your eyes
So she grabbed my crotch and started gropin'
This bitc- was a freak and I was definitely hopin'
To get it on
I in my mindset was gone
She had a handle to lead me by as seen by my erection
She'll swallow up my other head
And from loss of blood, I'll be brain dead
Oh, a Penthouse Pet
A virginal, pure sex vet
And she's wet
Yearnin' for my dick in the cat
So we were gonna fu--
And this bitc- began to suck
Did I mention she sucked well
She sucked the nuts through my shaft as far as I can tell
Then these niggaz busted in, what the he--?
I felt like R. Kelly
Messin' wit' Mr. Big's girl
But I'm a real nigga and this bitc- had rocked my world
All pride aside, da-n these fu--in' white girls
 - nothin' but trouble
Just wanted to burst in her bubble
I guess the day could have been good if for lack of pussy
Fu-- me
I'm thrown head first into her shoes
And those niggaz were packin' pumps too
It's kinda funny, we almost screwed, and now we're screwed
Why'd I wake, I have the feelin' I'm gonna lose
So we got outta bed and booked
I'm still quivering from all my energy she took
And these niggaz was on our heals
Niggaz that kill
Niggaz wit' skillz
These niggaz were for real
Now I'm fu--in' duckin' bullets
This is bullshi-
Where the fu-- are we?
This is her home and what does that mean to me?
She doesn't talk much
But I grabbed her wrist and it was soft to the touch
Those powerful lips
Makes my dick wanna melt in her hips
As well as her hand
I guess I was her man
But dodgin' these fu--in' bullets is gettin' old
Half naked -
We're runnin', I don't know if we can make it
To civilization
And I'm losin' my patience
Fu-- this shi-, I don't care
I don't give a fu--, I ain't dyin' in my underwear
I wanna fight back
Fu-- this runnin' shi- that's wack
It was probably her daddy
Probably doesn't like black people
So I'm goin' crazy
Just then she sticks my hand inside her pussy
We're in an alley
Where no one can see
Ho starts movin' around
What the fu-- are you doin' we gotta get lost before we're found
Bitc-, this is not the time
I think I'm gonna fu--in' die
Blue balls will forever be mine
And AK 47 was the kind
Barrel of one was pressed to my temple
Bitc- please, I released Claudia and backed away so simple
I'm dead
Just then, they hit me over the head
I woke up once again in Claudia's fu--in' bed
And on my dick was a lipstick ring of red
She's beside me
Then gets on me and starts to ride me
I've been kidnapped by this dangerous dame
But why is she tryin' to play these games
Not so passive after all
This ho was workin' my as- off raw
I feel like Shaft when he went to Africa
With all these different motherfu--ers after ya
I put the bitc- to sleep
She couldn't handle old GMNT
But now I'm a daddy
Bitc-!
She got pregnant - Shi-!
I knew the day was gonna be fu--ed up
Why’d I wake up?


Hook - E Luv and Earl Solow
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up

The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up
The day’s fu--ed up - I don’t wanna wake up